Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasn’t It: A Memoir

This is my boyfriend. He took this and posted it on my tumblr because he love me. Golf Wang.
This picture of me is seriously ratchet though
Artwork by Awkward Elevator Contributing Artist Daniel Irizarri
This comic was featured on College Humor’s front page yesterday.
There’s this girl in my graphics class and her name is Hannah and I don’t know why but I just compulsively lie to her for fun. Am I awful
Whats worse than texting and driving? Taking pictures and driving
also here’s a picture of me 3 years ago xoxoxo
Traffic Report/
15 Dead/
Head on Collision/
at least that’s what I thought I had read/
We’re the kids in America/
We’re the kids in America/


